What I like, is that fkelly (wonder what the f stands for!) must have gone to LASORS to find out which was the relevant section and instead of giving the relevant info, all of 3 lines, decided to 'have a go'.
Don't give up the day job kelly!
Well said in your last sentence Faye,
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=prat
Of course the only prats we tend to work with here, have 2 T's and come complete with some geezer named Whitney!