"I am already trusted not to do this - therefore the CAA / UK Govt and anyone elsy you care to mention has alredy decreed me as a non-risk security wise - so why do I have to have my genitals fondled in public(usually by an ugly bloke
)regularly at UK airports?"
On a more light note, why don't they have supermodels to fondle with our genitals? I think nobody would ever object
Sorry ladies, I just couldn't keep it inside me...