Lou,
What?? like the chap that got into a well known UK Chater Airline by inventing a ficticious RAF pilot career, complete with log book etc. Only to be found out because he couldn't keep his mouth shut (a bit like you), and the people that had actually been in the RAF didn't remember him so made enquiries.
Last I heard he was going to be prosecuted.
UK is in Europe is it not????
Enough said.