Aberdeen some years ago. 61 has been asked to hold on base leg while two SD360s come down the ILS (taking their time). Female Air Trafficer, realising the patience of the SK61 crew pipes up with;
"Thanks for holding on so long, once my shorts are down I'll let you slip in".
I'm suprised anyone managed to land in the next 5 minutes; we were virtually incapacitated with laughter.
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Another day in paradise