Standard scenario anywhere in Spain:
Ryr: Ryanair 123, FL 360, direct Alicante, request descent
Atc: Ryanair, muy buenas, proceed Alicante, then Ditre next.
Ryr: Alicante, then Ditre, request descent, Ryanair 123.
Atc: ....
Ryr: Radar, do you read Ryr 123?
Atc: ...
Atc: Eh, Ryanair (lots of commotion in the background), cleared down level 250.
Ryr: Descend FL 250, Ryr 123.
Ryr: Which RWY can we expect (no ATIS), Ryr 123?
Atc: Ryanair, eh at the moment 05 ...
Ryr: Roger, rwy 05 in use, Ryr 123.
Ryr: Ryr 123 FL 250, standing by for lower (keeping us high..),
and please confirm arrival.
Atc: Roger...eh, proceed Ditre, then 240, down level 160.
Ryr: Descending FL 160, confirm HDG 240 after Ditre.
Atc: ...
Ryr: Radar, do you read Ryr 123?
Atc: (Talking to others)
Ryr: Ryr 123, overhead Ditre, turning right HDG 240.
Atc: Roger, proceed Alton.
Ryr: Confirm waypoint, not in our routing, Ryr 123.
Atc: ...HDG 250, Ryanair 123.
Ryr: Roger, HDG 250, Ryr 123.
Atc: Ryr 123, RWY 23 now, descend level 70, transition level 70, Qnh 1005.
Ryr: Confirm descend FL 70 for Ryr 123?
Atc: Confirm
Ryr: (Now busy setting up for opposite) Can you confirm your Radar Minimums, according to our charts it's 8400 in this sector.
Atc: ??? Eh, roger...
Ryr: We're IMC here, confirm your...disregard visual with the field now (phew)
Atc: Ryanair, turn left 180, descend 3000, Qnh 1005, cleared VOR 23.
Ryr: Left HDG 180, descend 3000, Qnh 1005, cleared VOR app 23.
Ryr: Ryr 123, established VOR app 23.
Atc: ...
Ryr: Ryr 123, ESTABLISHED VOR 23, DO YOU WANT US TO CALL TOWER?
Atc: zzzz
Ryr: Tower, Ryr 123, inbound on the VOR 23, 5 miles.
Atc: Continue, Ryanair
Ryr: Continue, Ryr 123.
Ryr: ("TRAFFIC, TRAFFIC")Ryr 123, we've got traffic 11 o' clock, slightly
below.
Atc: Roger, continue...(habla, habla, translated: VFR traffic: We have an inbound Ryanair, go somewhere, eh North...NOW)
Atc: Ryanair, clear to land.
Ryr: Cleared to land RWY 23, Ryr 123.
Sounds familiar?