you are my nightmare.
iffy loft D
My 'nightmare' scenario would be doing a sim ride with you.
Since when is a ride in the sim meant to be a nightmare?
If you think the scenarios are inadequate/boring/silly bring it up with your traning manager and see what he says about the present system's inadequacies.
If you want to frighten pilots on checks/upgrades, show them a Hammer Horror movie or get a different job.