And there was me thinking it would be becuase you were wearing the cleanest. shiniest, hardly ever used, virginal hi vis vest ever seen on the line.
I walked in from doing a see off one bright sunny afternoon only to be questioned (bollocked) by the Sqn WO as to why I wasn't wearing a hi vis vest ? "Ah", said I, "Eng Wg Orders say you only to need to wear them in conditions of reduced visibility Sir !", to which the WO replied: "never f*cking mind what Eng Wg Orders say, I'm telling you to f*cking well wear them !" he then added that the Crew Chief shambling his way in was in for the same line of questioning. Top bloke !
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