OK Chuck, I'll try to lift my game!
The one that gives me the sh*ts is the
"Good morning Sir, ....", "Copied that Sir, ....", "Wilco Sir, .....", "You have a good day Sir, ......"
Then there was old mates the other day on the YTWB CTAF frequency when I was on the RNAV Appr and trying to talk to a B200 departing to the west.
"XXX, ah this is YYY. Ah, can you hear me George? Where are you?"
"Yeah, I got you Charlie. Ah, oh, ah I'm ah about ah 5 miles on ah the ah Toowoomba side of ah Pittsworth, at ah about 3000 ah feet ah on ah a ah heading ah of ah about 29 ah 5 ah. Where ah are you?"
"Oh ah oh I'm ah about ah maybe a couple of miles ah behind you. Are you ah north or ah south of ah the ah silo?"
"Ah I guess ah I'm ah maybe ah 2 ah miles ah south ah of the ah silo"
You get the picture!
If only there was a minigun mounted under the Bonanza!
Dr