Classic!! I used a similar excuse the other day when I had to go-around because of a really poor approach (I should know better). When asked why by the lads at the club I responded "I was blinded by the sun reflecting off someones Hi-Vis" (Male bovine manure detectors went into the red at this point!).
This is well known to politicians as "The Mad Cow excuse"
Mad cow? Mad cow disease of course, technically BSE, or "Blame Someone Else"!!!
Be seeing you....