Blandinnavia
Expensive, expensive, cold, xenophobic, and expensive...thats Oslo, but if you need to find out, leave for Oslo now, there is 12 week window, where the beaches (sorry rocks and shale near sea) are packed with the few who have not got a boat, hut in the mountains or Spanish flat.
It will bring you to a whole new level of bored you cannot imagine exists, although you will find the women aggressively accomodating. Good luck