Oi! I'll have you know that I fell out of a Wessex once in my haste to get from the bubble Window to the door....slightly missed the hand-hold, All my instructor saw was me get up and do a 'superman' out of the door!
The 'Monkey Harness' really works
On the subject of rations I held the Shawbury record of most different fillings in a Sandwich at 15
Unfortunately the Station Commander of Aldegrove walked in as I was breaking up the KitKat on top of the Tuna and Primula Cheese spread...
