"Shame - we know where cokecan comes from..
Unfortunately for your parent Service, the shame of your carping on crabs will not be confined to you, but will be shared by your shipmates. Best you stay close to the bilges from where I suspect you emerged and where you certainly belong!"
no fishhead me.
my providence is somewhat Greener.
are you getting your knickers in a twist at being called out by one of your own senior officers? not so much 'the few', more 'the militant wing of EasyJet....'