"If there's someone out there teaching Comprehensible Aerodynamics someone better 'name names' so that the culprit can be identified, and then tarred and feathered. How are we supposed to maintain the mystique if people go around explaining things?"
Careful there - you've been getting dangerously close to doing that yourself. Maybe you need a couple of weeks back in the hot house? (28 C already today) instead of the Great White North.