Hey, back in when Sasless had a full head of hair. I know of some who did joing the military. They are still here.
If your helicopter rated and join up, you have a good chance of going to Flight School and flying for the US Army in their Iraqi training grounds.
(Just make sure any guarantees from some meathead recruiter are in writing.)
After a few years if you dont like it get out with all your civilian ratings, some experience on something other than a tinfoil Robbie and go to work.