Fatter Bastard, and Dear Chaps (that's right - about 85 % of you are British I'm afraid…It does explain the impeccable language,
excellent humour, and unfortunately the insensible bickering on this site - only you Brits can do it…)
I must admit I especially loved Mr Clarence Oveur’s comment to Mr. Bernoulli -It was exquisitely amusing, you nailed the coffin there partner!!
A bit on the side, although very important (to my Norwegian standards at least...):
Sir Winston meant that it was enough for his bottle of Gin to be standing next to your Noilly-Prat in order to call it a Dry Martini.
Personally, I put in some Noilly-Prat, stir the glass vigorously, and then pour the Vermouth out again. The Bombay Sapphire then goes in and garnish with one Olive. Hopefully after that, you fellows can stop this meaningless discussion and continue to enjoy life.
Life’s in the aviation business is way too short to drink weak and poorly made Martinis.
Sauter (Norwegian Hedonist)