3 blokes sat in a bar looking glum. one says to another "whats up?"
The man replies " my sex life is getting me down, the wife is a nurse and whenever we go to bed she comes in with a cold wet flannel and washes me down first"
"thats nothing" the other replies, "my wife is a teacher and whenever we have sex, my wife shouts at me and hits me with a ruler".
The last man says "you both have nothing to worry about, my wife is an air hostess and whenever we have sex she stands up and says "put this over your nose and mouth and breathe normally"."
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