They earn more money than me for less hours work.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They usually smell better than I do at the end of a working day!!!!!!!!!!!
(Take that back the person who said at the begining as well)
They fair far better in the chasing women stakes!!!!!!!!!!!
They retire earlier on better pensions
When the machinery goes tits in a snow storm they retire to the bar to await my call.
They don't just irk me I hate them!!!!!!!!!! Argh