I worked it out. Monarch Man could land twice a day at MAN, five days a week, 48 weeks a year, and it would take three years, nine months and two weeks before the number of times he said the word "Right" equaled the number of words he's written about not having to say "Right".
I may be a sad barsteward for working that out - but I feel like a sadder barsteward for having read it all...