Startermotor
Don't! You've just brought a flood of memories back of waiting with the formidable Miss Thompson (School Secretary) before going in to see the Heidmaister (know as the Dom or The Pod) for a thrashing.
This amazing woman was in her mid fifties, was endowed like the R101 and 102, wore tweed suits and pencil-line stockings and always sported a 1940's style coiffure and make-up. In truth, she looked like Alastair Sim in drag in the St Trinians movies.
It's quite a feat that I and many like me who are products of boys' boarding schools are not now in our forties paying 'professionals' for 'personal services'!