What's the difference between a pilot and a pig?
A pig doesn't turn into a pilot after 6 beers...
What's the difference between a condom and a cockpit?
You can only fit one d**k in a condom...
Why do so many pilots die so soon after retirement?
Because nobody told their wives they had to be fed and watered every f****ng 20 minutes....
How can you tell you've got cabin crew at your party?
They all stand in the kitchen, eat all your food, talk about you behind your back and wipe their hands on your curtains...
How can you tell you've got a pilot at your party?
0h, he'll tell you....
I could go on, but think I'll leave it for now. For the record, I like nice people with stripes...
