Why not just move to the Channel Islands?
As pilots we can cross to the UK mainland in less than 1 hour (35 mins from Jersey for me).
No inheritance tax.
Minimal income tax.
Civilised lifestyle.
Excellent cuisine.
But most importantly - no caravans! (only islanders are allowed to bring them onto the islands)
If the Mrs would wear it I would go tommorrow (if they would have me) - she has the impression that it is a den of murder and mayhem for some unknown reason. (Thankyou Mr Bergerac!)
SB