Get the spares from down the road...wash your mouth out. We have a perfectly good supply chain to facilitate your every need. That is why I spent a week in Vegas myself (albeit many moons ago) awaiting an ACS computer when Mr DHL could probably have got it there next day. Let the record show that we did not enjoy ourselves...not even once.
As for BTFF's comments...they do not surprise me in the slightest. I just hope I never end up with his cup of tea instead of mine...