...from the Bass Strait Times:
"A disgruntled member of the Balmy Army has been arrested on Bondi Beach and charged with offences under the Terrorism Act. Witnesses on the beach reported seeing a man in a white and red shirt firing a shoulder-launched Ground-to-Air missile at a passing QANTAS jet screaming "Warny you
...
...how's this for a
Flipper!!".
Bathers at Bondi were screaming hysterically as the QANTAS Airbus exploded in mid-air then turned back for an uncontrolled emergency crash-landing at Sydney Airport. No dead bodies have been recovered from the crash site."
