The solution
The solution to all this is easy.
All aircrew get TWO wings - we change (a la USAF) the centre symbol, suggestions as follows;
G - FJ Pilot (God wanabee)
M - FJ Navigator (knows he's God, but accepts that the Golden arches is calling)
Any truckie aviator - 2 wings with a pic of a pie/balti dish (LMs get a 'trolley')
Helo - pic of a jester (u have to be a fool to fly them)
AAR - petrol pump
Para - crutch (forward thinking)
E3 - obviously a mushroom pie
Nimrod - W or D for wet/dry (so the rest of us stand a fighting chance at understanding what you're on about)
Admin nerds can wear just a big "B" on their pullover.
Suppliers wear a big "S" .... (for stacker)
Engineers wear a big spanner
Air Traffic Controllers wear "FC-wanabee" tag
Fighter Controllers wear "Acrw wanabee" tag
Police Offrs don't need a badge as we can all see those ******s coming
Regt Offrs also don't need one - it wouldn't be visible as they hunch and drag their knuckles on the floor!
In the spirit of EO, did I manage to offend everyone?!
... and Stn Cdrs should wear a flag on their head when they're not in their cars.
Last edited by threepointonefour; 30th January 2007 at 14:52.