Description of aircrew 'profession':
ALM Door Up, door down. cooker on, cooker off.
Pilot Gear Up, Gear down, Flaps up, flaps down
Flt Eng - Forget them as they are obsolescent.
Navigator - follow the pilot in front - (very difficult?)
Just found the blunties version:
ATC - Talk, eat, talk, drink, talk, eat, talk...
Groundcrew - Steps out, CAT 4 A/C, steps away
Admin - INTENTIONALLY BLANK