Having diverted into E Mids from an Exercise up north we popped into the cafe for a coffee. Security guard got a bit high and mighty over our aircrew knives that were attached to us for the purpose of stabbing the dinghies that we werent carrying, any way he wouldnt have any of our explanations so I was despatched back to the aircraft to get the other weapons and hand them in for safe keeping for an hour. Two x GPMG's, 4 HK 33's and a 6 pistols later he had had a heart attack and called the local politzei who told him not to be so stupid and that they would keep an eye on the airtcraft if we wanted to get a brew.
Saw him at an E mids party later on in the year but he didnt find it funny at all........some people!
