Sandy S*%£hole.
I was in on a det in one of the many sandy places we loved to visit and was amazed at the resplendant US Air Force outdoor volleyball facilities. In the bar during the course of an evening it became clear that the sand in or abouts this S&*"hole in the desert wasn't good enough and so they had shipped in all the sand for both volleyball courts, from California!! Now that's my kind of war.