Limey to USAF colleague: "This Oasis place you've got here on base is amazing. Table tennis, volleyball, computer games, free food and drink, swimming pool and slide!"
USAF: "Yes but the (US) General's not happy"
Limey: "Too much fatty food, and distractions from the focus on Ops?"
USAF: "No. He's not happy because the slide's just an up-and-downer. He wants one with 3 curves in it"
.... leadership, .... individual needs, ...... morale, ....... in touch with the boys/girls - and tons of cash.