Kero, you take yourself pretty seriously don't you? I guess your many years (all 19 of them!) have made you the font of all wisdom!
Apparently you calling scroggs bitter is the old pot & kettle syndrome.
I originally posted a 'helpful' reply to your mate ukpplc however at the time I was suspicious that the question seemed OTT, naive, a wind up or even the work of a troll.
Where is ukpplc anyway, the question is posted and the thread starter disappears!
Have a nice cuppa Kero and a little Valium, it will make you feel better.