Is that what they teach you on day one at Pornstar groundschool linguist???
" Hi everone, welcome to Pornstar, known for it's great morale, fantastic flying, great in-flight service and high morals when it comes to pilot representation...oh above all else, those that don't work here are really jealous of your position"............ Bwaaa haaa haaa ROFLMAO!!!!
I can assure you linguist..those of us that have jet jobs elsewhere are certainly not jealous of you....however, you keep that dream alive now you hear.....