A/C - (After landing, taxiing to stand) "Tower there appears to be a lump of concrete stuck up from the taxiway"
ATC - "Roger, Airside Ops will inspect, hold postition"
Few minutes pass as inspection takes place
OPS - "Tower the obstruction is now cleared, it was a dead Rabbit"
ATC - "Roger, now cleared taxi to stand"
A/C - "Roger, should that be reported as a Hare miss?"
Cracked me up, took me ages to regain my composure and request return to base!
There again, i did spot a dead bird on the taxiway once, Bird Control went to investigate and reported over the R/T "the dead bird, is a clump of grass, Great caution should be taken, the airfield appears to be covered in the stuff"
Not amused!