Originally Posted by
BEagle
An Army colleague has just sent me the latest email (sent to him by a RN officer - oh the joys of living in the Purple Bat Cave) - 25 reasons McDonalds is better than the RAF
1. Better uniform
2. More medals and you get them because you can do your job
3. Free food, properly cooked, without the added bland
4. Promotion on ability rather than incompetence
5. Employee of the month rather than ‘witch-hunt’ of the month
6. McDonalds is in the middle of the town not in the middle of nowhere
7. When children have tantrums you don’t end up with extra work
8. McDonalds don’t pretend they’re investing in people
9. Superior supply system
10. There is no requirement to salute Ronald McDonald
11. Sh***ing the manageress is not a crime
12. The ar*****es are in the burger not in charge
13. Only the customers are called "Sir"
14. A mcflurry is an ice cream not a panic during a post crash-management exercise
15. McDonalds has only one clown
16. Ronald McDonald dresses in a uniform appropriate to his role
17. You can switch to Burger King at a moments notice
18. The Mountsey Trophy is a toy in Happy Meals
19. Ronald McDonald smiles
20. Gate guard is waiting for the next drive-thru customer
21. There are no McDonalds outlets in the Falkland Isles, Iraq or Afghanistan (yet!)
22. There is no requirement to fill out the "Chicken McNugget" database
23. It doesn’t take 16 years to develop a new deep fat fryer
24. The rubbish goes in to the bin and not your in-tray
25. The only acronym you have to remember is BLT