Or, as was explained to me when I tried to go through my patter during a load check on a Cherokee Six. Apparently it should go like this:
"This is a Cherokee Six. If the engine fails after takeoff we're all dead".
Lightheartedness aside, at a very large percentage of airports in Oz (and getting more so in the cities) that what you do with the aircraft isn't relevant - the terrain isn't going to let you back on the ground in the state you left it.
UTR.