Heard at Shoreham the other day...
A/C at hold:
G-XX: Err Shoreham, need to return to the terminal, I've left my map in the briefing room.
Tower: No you haven't
Long pause... I can only imagine our hero thinking.. How the hell does he know where my map is...?
Tower: It's blowing across the apron...
A/C: Roger...
Tower: Stay where you are, the fire crew will bring it out to you!
