If you really want a laugh, park on one the nose in stand at Norwich Intergalactic Airport. Now order fuel. The fuel truck will drive from the fuel farm, past the tail of your aircraft, through the security gate and out of the aerodrome. He will then do a "U-Turn" and go up to one of our friends who mans the barrier he has just driven through. "Can I see your pass etc..." Said person will then check his pass, search his truck for liquids and other such non-allowable "non-solids" and allow 20 tons of Jet A1 back in to the "Inner Sanctum". Now you can have some fuel. Nice to see things done properly!
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