Brick
I suspect yer a gud god fearin, gun toten, commie hatin reeepuublican (how was that beagle?) so you can stay.
"a V12, 5 litre truck doing 12mpg"
Only five litre? Those cylinders must be awfully small. My 12 cylinder would displace at least 7 or so litres if I had one. You seem to have the pulse of 300 plus million Americans. You must be smart. What type of truck was it btw?