TP announcements
After having flown as PAX in my beloved S340, I came to two conclusions:
1)
There is absolutely no need to do a PA because of the unbelievably loud noiselevel in the cabin. The PA will just add to the discomfort. There is no point in trying to shout either as this will produce a sharp noise in the speakers that will wake anyone that has had the good fortune of being able to sleep between the wrath of two CT7's.
2)
If one does engage in a monologue with the PAX, do not ask them to enjoy the flight. They are most likely booked on a connecting flight which they are about to miss as we are being held of in the middle of rush-hour. For some reason, our airline only carries stressed out, angry passangers. Also, when there's only one operator flying from an airport, do not pull the classic "thankyou for choosing xyz-air"...
/LnS