please sit back, relax, and enjoy the inflight service
As a serial grumply old man I just hate to be told to sit back and relax and as far as enjoying the service - forget it with LLC where you are lucky to get a dried sandwhich. Also hate an Aussie LLC that has poncy types gushing "Ladies and gentlemen - BOYS and GIRLS before practically very bloody PA. Same airline scares the pax by announcing while taxiing that the aircraft is going to another destination other than to the one on your ticket. It is supposed to be hilarious.. Or how about this from the gender bending clown in the purser's suit "You will find a life jacket under your seat on which there is a whistle to attract passing sailors...