Arnie, United stopped hiring in September.
It's probably still possible to get an interview though. Go get about a year of hormone therapy, go to Scandanvia and get you Pink Floyd skin split like a bannana and carved down to about 1/20th the size it is now. Having the Surgeon work on the tool is bad enough, but that part where they put the straw in you ear and suck out your brain really hurts!!!!!
Airline sez it will shrink 3% until 2003.
Most UAL pilots work 16 or so days a month, but the little airplane pilots 737, FooFoo, and some 757 work like dogs. Long days with a lot of practice layovers in the afternoon, and short nights at the hotel.
Widebody/International pilots life is a little more gentlemenly.
I could add more, but since they are not hiring I think it would be a moot point as it will certainly change when they start again.
By the way, do you know why Arnold Schwarzenegger married Maria Shriver? So they could breed a Kennnedy who could withstand bullets........