En route to Ghedi in my pointy RAFAIR callsign aircraft. First contact with Italian ATC:
“Garda Radar g’day, Rafair xxx etc etc”
“Rafair xxx ‘ello you wanna tha Ghedi wetha?”
“Please”
“Okay, jusa minit”
“uuuh”
“Akchuli, I don hava tha Ghedi wetha, but donworri ees alwas good”