For those wondering what the letter says, it really doesn't say much at all other than give a date and time and RSVP address. It's actually written by the CP and mentions that Il Duce (Borghetti) will be in attendance for "an hour" (how gracious of him to devote all of that time).
Hopefully it won't just be the "corridor creepers" in attendance as their view of the company is somewhat clouded by reality - I reckon it's pretty damn important we get as many as possible there.
Anyway, I've got a question -
* Why does the CP not know how to wear his bars properly?