ha, ha
Great ideas Porridge - capitalism at its finest.
Would bring a whole new meaning to the word adventure tourism. Just think of it - we could offer round the world adventure tours.
Day 1. Johhanesburg. Today we meet our tour guide and get issued with bullet proof vests and AK47 automatic weapons. Rest of day free to roam around the CBD waiting for opportunist muggers and to practice using the AK47.
Day 2. Johannesburg. Hi-jacking. One of our favourites. Today we drive around Soweto in a top end BMW and wait to be hijacked - a thrill a minute! In the evening we retire to our hotel to compare kills.
Day 3. Johannesburg: Death wish. Today we will take a ride on an African Minibus taxi. Some of our guests may wish to skip this activity due to the hazards involved. Overnight flight to Baghdad.
Day 4. Baghdad: Arrival at hotel. Meet our tour guide and get issued with Stars and Stripes T shirts with the slogan 'Bush Rocks! Osamas a camel shagger' In the afternoon we will have the opportunity to walk around the downtown area and meet some of the friendly locals. If we are fortunate we may have the opportunity to witness the aftermath of a car bomb.
Day 5. Beiruit.........