“His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.”
“I would not breed from this officer.”
“This officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won’t be.”
“When he opens his mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.”
“He carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.”
“He would be out of his depth in a car-park puddle.”
“Technically sound, but socially impossible.”
“This officer reminds me of a gyroscope – always spinning around at a frantic rate but never really going anywhere.”
“This officer has delusions of adequacy.”
“When he joined my ship, this officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably.”
“This medical officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.”
“In my last report I judged this officer to have reached rock bottom. Since then he has started to dig.”
“He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.”
“He has the wisdom of youth and the energy of old age.”
“In my opinion this pilot should not be authorised to fly below 250 feet.”
“He works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.”