Things with ramp seem to be improving, good work lads
Heard a few of you guys were off sick due to the paint fumes from the new walkways?
Security seem to have come up with another ingenious plan to foil terrorism and make the world a safer place!!! We now cannot pass through the scanners with our hi-vis vests on, we must remove them....wtf?! If the scanner doesnt go off, it doesnt go off. What would be under our hi-vis?! So if we remove the hi-vis, maybe we'll have to remove our shirts next?!
Madness!