Pap en Boerie...
Boskos!!
EPIRB - as long as you're a good shot; have high walls and electric fences; happy to live in 'gated' communities; don't mind US style shopping malls - all imaginatively named after compass points with '-gate' as a suffix (except Sandton City of course) - the lifestyle is great!
Read all about Gauteng (strangely, an anagram of 'Get A Gun')
top cop squad here!