They have this amazing thing at real airports called slot times.
Now imagine if the Slot Time Fairy were to bless our FIR with this amazing concept, removing half of the chaos that unfolds here on a daily basis.
The other half of the chaos will need a fresh piece of paper with no airpace, airways or procedures on it and a group of controllers (and a gaggle of pilots!) from each unit to start fresh on how things need to be done here to alleviate the draconian way we are doing business at the moment.
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