Heard on BHX ground:
FO: "Ground, British xxx, Embraer 145 Stand xx, request clearance to xxx, information Lima"
ATC: "You're getting ahead of yourself, Madam, we're only at Kilo so far"
FO: "Sorry, can't read my skipper's handwriting"
ATC: "Maybe he was a doctor in a previous life"
FO: "A doctor of what?"