I am a manager in an American corporation
I am an absolutely useless tw@t
All I do is get in the way
I have no skills
So I make up for that by creating layer upon layer of bull****
I am a tw@t
I use words and phrases that have no meaning
because I am a tw@t
I lick the arse of the next layer above me
and I would sell out my grandmother to join them
Because I am a tw@t
I am useless
I serve no purpose
In fact I'm probably employed by a competitor
Because all I do is get in the way
I resent people with skills who can actually contribute something
So I dedicate my self to thir destruction
Did I mention that I am a useless tw@t?