I am a KCL Lecturer
I am an academic
I am an expert in my field
I shall always lecture to members of the Armed Forces and I live to learn
I shall always steer the discussion towards my specialist subject
I will never admit defeat when engaged in debate with mere mortals
I will never walk away from an opportunity to demonstrate my academic superiority to students
I will always refer to my books, update my latest thesis and publish my latest paper
I am an expert in my chosen field
I am a KCL Lecturer