I am Noo Labour
I am self-serving, a team of one
I serve myself and live by dubious values that change depending on the situation.
I will always place my own career first.
I will never accept defeat, never quit. I will squirm and lie my way out of every fight.
I will never leave a fallen comrade unless his death allows us to bury bad news.
I am ill-disciplined, morally manoeuvreable, trained and proficient in my lying ba
rd tasks and drills.
I always maintain my excuses and have many for use in all situations.
I stand ready to deploy thousands of young men and women on dubious operations to get my Noble Prize.
I am ready to engage with and destroy the enemies of the Noo Labour in close combat in the Press and Briefing Rooms.
I am a guardian of MY career and MY way of life.
I am a 2-faced lying cheating bas
ard hell bent on ruling a once great country through the principles of divide and conquer.
I am Noo Labour and this is my spin.
Noo Labour: si quam primum vos operor non successio, recubo quod recubo iterum